Saturday 11 April 2015


Cerita Lucu dalam Bahasa Inggris Terbaru dan Artinya 1

Obeying Mother

One day there was a mother cooking in the kitchen. Then she called her son who was watching TV in the living room. “Budi buy me a packet of salt in Mrs. Inah’s shop!” Her mother begged. “Take this money but remember that the shop is across the street. You have to be careful. Do not cross the street before the car passes first, “her mother warned.”Alright mom” replied Budi.

Budi immediately went to the shop. After waiting for a long time, his mother was worried because Budi did not come after nearly a half an hour. Soon afterward, she left her house to see Budi. She was worried that Budi was in danger.

After arriving near the shop, she was surprised to see the Budi stood motionless on the roadside. “Why are you so long?” asked her mother. “I cannot cross this street mom” she was wonder and asked “why does it so? The street was very quiet, right? “”That is right, I want to cross the street but there is no car which passing by” Budi replied. “How can be like that?” her mother getting surprised. “You told me that don’t cross the street before the car pass first and now I am waiting for the car to pass first. Therefore I cannot cross this street “replied Budi. His mother could only be silent.

Mematuhi Perintah Ibu

Pada suatu hari seorang ibu yang sedang memasak di dapur. dia memanggil anaknya yang sedang asyik menonton TV di ruang tamu. “Budi belikan ibu sebungkus garam di warung bu inah!” pinta ibunya. “ini uangnya, ingat warung bu inah ada di seberang jalan sana. kamu harus berhati-hati. jangan menyebrang sebelum mobil lewat” ibunya memperingatkan. “baik bu” jawab budi.

Budi pun segera pergi menuju warung bu inah. Setelah lama menunggu ibunya merasa khawatir karena Budi tak kunjung datang setelah hampir setengah jam menunggu. “Lama sekali anak itu jangan-jangan dia tetabrak mobil” segera ibunya pergi menyusul si Budi karena khawatir anaknya dalam bahaya.

Setelah sampai di deket warung bu inah, ibunya terkejut melihat budi berdiri terdiam di pinggir jalan raya. “budi kenapa kau lama sekali?” Tanya ibunya. “aku tidak bisa menyebrangi jalannan ini bu” jawab budi. Ibunya heran dan bertanya “kenapa tidak bisa? Jalanan itu sangat sepi kan?” “jalanan sangat sepi buk, aku ingin meyebrang tapi tidak ada mobil yang lewat” jawab budi. “kenapa begitu?” ibunya semakin heran. “loh bukannya ibu menyuruhku jangan menyebrang sebelum mobil lewat. Setelah aku tunggu-tunggu tidak ada mobil yang lewat. oleh karena itu aku tidak bisa menyebrang jalanan ini” jawab budi. Ibunya pun hanya bisa terdiam.
Cerita Lucu dalam Bahasa Inggris Terbaru dan Artinya 2

A Poor Man in The Bar

When I was having lunch at the bar near terminal, suddenly there was an old man crying. I came over to his table and asked “sorry sir, why are you crying?” “I have a wife at home, but she always wakes me up when I sleep in the morning and makes me breakfast every day.” He said.

Then I continued to ask “then why are you crying?” He replied that his wife always made soup for lunch and a cup of hot coffee for him in the afternoon.

With a little annoyed I asked him back “Then what is wrong with all of that, sir?” The old man replied that his wife always made his favorite dishes for dinner and always sang a song until he fell asleep.

With a high tone I asked “then what is the problem? you should be grateful to have a good wife as yours!” “I do not remember where my house is” he replied. I couldn’t say anything.




Pria Tua yang Sedih di Bar

Ketika aku sedang makan siang di warung makan dekat terminal. Tiba-tiba seorang pria tua menangis. Aku datang menghampiri mejanya dan bertanya “maaf pak, kenapa Anda menangis?”. “Aku memiliki seorang istri di rumah dia selalu membangunkan aku tidur dan membuatkan aku sarapan setiap hari.” Jawabnya.

Kemudian aku kembali bertanya “lalu mengapa bapak menagis?” dia menjawab bahwa istrinya selalu membuatkan sup untuk makan siang dan secangkir kopi hangat untuknya.

Dengan sedikit kesal aku kembali bertanya “lalu apa yang salah dengan semua itu pak?” bapak tua tersebut menjawab bahwa istrinya selalu membuat masakan favoritnya untuk makan malam dan selalu menyanyikannya sebuah lagu sampai dia tertidur.

Dengan nada yang tinggi aku bertanya “lalu apa masalahnya? sehingga Anda menagis, Anda seharusnya bersyukur memiliki istri yang baik seperti istri Anda!” “aku tidak ingat di mana aku tinggal” dia menjawab. Akupun terdiam.

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